italian word of the day: calendario
“calendario” is the italian word for calendar. in the other countries of the world, calendarios usually display the days of each month, embellished with portraits of nice landscapes, sweet puppets or generic photos. the italian word calendario, though, is associated without exception to an unambiguous booklet of semi-pornographic pictures. the original function of planning instrument has lost in the years its importance, so that now the days of the month usually appear disguised in the background, or in a hyper-small font at the bottom of the page. what matters in a calendario, instead, is that it grants a a full view of all the details of the sheer and intimately naked beauty of the female body. needless to say, calendarios are a hymn to the conception of the woman in the modern society. in some case, several girls take part in the pictures, graciously hinting at the glory that comes when two or more women appear in a man’s mind, but more often, a single lady takes charge of the whole business. then she offers her own body and mind to the public, to the general enjoyment. when asked about the reasons for undertaking such a dramatic task as to pose for 12 shots, most of these women will put forward the arty content of their work. the pictures indeed are so highly artistic that normal clothes would spoil their timeless content: it is a quite established tradition, nowadays, to get rid of the problem of the outfit by taking naked artistic pictures. calendarios are indeed the hier of the great works of our masters, and no one would hesitate to compare the stunning body of the starring ladies to the serene smile of the Monna Lisa. to make the public sensitive to this new and portentous highway to spirituality and art, the major newspaper devote each year several pages to the previews of the coming-soon calendars. their effort is so well engineered and focused that the glimpses of the beauties are among the most higly hit posts.
some people maintain that that of calendarios is a shabby business for perverted people. fortunately enough, the current prime minister, who is known to be a faithful and active presever of this form of beauty, is rumoured to be on the verge of taking some useful actions.
May 4, 2008 at 10:30 pm
I have just hung what you despise so much on the wall of my stylish kitchen/bedroom/living/storage/ dining/ballroom/no-sex-room.