simply crazy…

January 31, 2009

CNN is cashing hard Obama’s victory by selling “some of the most historic shirts money can buy

CNN?! but, wait a second, I tought it was “CNN = Politics” not “CNN= Obama” …


overheard quote of the day

January 31, 2009

it is time that i take my life in my hands.

from the seat next to me, on the sofa


lighter, faster, smarter

January 31, 2009

COMING SOON  33th america’s cup

american-cup


if you see a gosths in a hospital

January 30, 2009

Suppose you see someone going to the hospital, intentionally, and you also see him wandering helplessly about the corridors in a shattered state: what would you do?

cure him, for God’s sake!

but no, Derby’s Royal Hospital medical staff do not acknowledge this simple truth, and not only leaves the poor man uncured, but also, they called an exorcist!!!!

I forgot to mention, he is allegedly a ghost, but who is not looking gosthly being sick?

ghosts


are you planning a holiday?

January 30, 2009

then DO use GoogleEarth….


crime and punishment: an illustrated true story

January 30, 2009

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The hero of our story: Emmanuel Milingo, born 1930, became an archbishop from Zambia in 1969

 

 

 

In 1983 he was asked to step down from his position as Archbishop of Lusaka for his performance of exorcisms and faith healing practices unapproved by Church authorities (crime 1)

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 He probably reasoned that if had to be punished for a mistake, it was convinient to make it a big mistake, he decided to go all the way down….  So then in 2006 he got married, despite the prohibition for ordained priests (crime2)marrigare1

On 24 September 2006 Milingo ordained four men as bishops without a papal mandate. All four men were married at the time of their ordination. For this act the Holy See declared Milingo automatically On 24 September 2006 Milingo ordained four men as bishops without a papal mandate. All four men were married at the time of their ordination. For this act the Holy See declared Milingo automatically excommunicated (punishment?)excommunication2

 

however, not really a bad punishment, he must have thougth: as an excommunicated, he is in good company.. excommunication21

 …not to talk about the joys of the good life of the heathans

ITALY MILINGO

 but, wait a second, there is no crime without punishment, and no, the punishment was not the excommunication, but…

EMMANUEL MILINGO OSPITE DEL CHIAMBRETTI NIGHT

the wife!!!


question to you

January 30, 2009

quickly,

which country(-ies) has been neutral during the IIWW?

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Jessica knew the answer

 

 

 

 

 

 

Solution: Spain, Portugal, Irelan, Sweden and Switzerland


it’s all in the punchline

January 29, 2009

“Miss May 1998 Deanna Brooks loves strip clubs, porn and public sex.

She’s our dream come true.”

playboy


To be or not to be?

January 29, 2009

Hamletic question, with a multifaceted appicability. In this case, it reads

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   to be or not to be (gay)?

 

 

 

 

 

 

It looks that someone here has pretty confused ideas on his sexuality. Roberto Bolle, the celebrated classical dancer, has hit the italian (and french) news yesterday with an unexpected (and unavoidable) coming out on his homosexuality. Which rested on a glam accusation against the Catholic Church, which is, according to the interview with Bolle, so obsessed with preserving the world from this “perversion” as to care about its eradication even in the fashion and entertainment sectors. Obviously by blatantly interfering with the careers of those who are  homosexual .

Main poin of the interview: i am gay, but i did not come out otherwise some freadked out archbishop would have made my job (a dancer! not a priest..) impossible.

Fair enought, save the fact that less than 12 hours later Roberto Bolle denies having ever spoken about his private life in that interview.

So the questions are: is Bolle totally schizophrenic or is the ArciGay totally obsessed with continuously finding new evidence that homosexuals are severly impaired with respect to other people?

WE WANT A FEMALE DANCER TO COMPLAIN ABOUT DISCRIMINATION AS WELL!!


if jellyfishes could think

January 29, 2009

if the Turritopsis Nutric could think and talk, she would explain the following to us:

Life is just as a bound  interval: you born at A and somehow you reach B, where you die.  Most of people’s concerns have been devoted to far as to make the segment unbounded: that is, how to postpone death, indefinitely.

But is it actually the best strategy? some myths suggest it is not.

Still, if removing a boundary does not work, there is another way not to hit the end line: as soon as one approaches it, it makes just much more sense to think about turning on one’s heels and walk back in the other direction.

Not revoleving the hands of time, but using time to grow youger (a la Benjamin Button), just to start again getting older as soon as one approaches the starting point of birth.

If this would be possible, death would be defeated with an eternal swing dance between death and youth, in a very ergodic set of living days.