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A SUSPECT in the Mumbai Massacre has claimed a woman FBI agent tortured him with SEX during an interrogation.

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were we spot on?

in a post earlier this summer, we mentioned the piping hot interview given by Ms. Pellegrini about her hidden erotic dreams.

Now she is back on the press for a more dressed reason

The question now is: sex-swimmer or ex-swimmer? 

we say: sex! sex! sex!

open letter to federica pellegrini. on sex and stress.

“from the privileged point of view of her 20 years, federica pellegrini informs us on the best way to cope with stress: “sex ‘n’ shopping“.

now, miss pellegrini, listen to this. i am stressed, and for real. suppose i want to follow your wise advice. i wake up in the morning at 8, and i barely have the strenght to stumble over my boyfriend to get to the bathroom. once i get out i have 10 minutes to fetch the breakfast, change outfit last minute, tie ny shoes and avoid any physical contanct not to mess up the make up. which is there just to cover up the ere bag. you see, i cannot go to work with eyebag, say that my job requires me to look pretty. then i rush to the tube. i work until 1pm, then i hide behind my pc screen gulping a salad to stay fit despite this 9-to-5 sit-on-my-own-arse job. at 1.30 i am off working again. when i get out of this place  the supermarkets are barely open, let alone shops. i arrive home and keep doing the leftovers from the job. unfortunately, i do not need a swimming pool to work, so duty follows me home. i eat and clean the dishes. or he cleans the dishes, which means that i eat and then clean better the dishes after he is done with it. then at most i can gather the force to give him a blowjob. this all days of the week. on sunday morning maybe we are going to have some real sex, but you can understand that i prefer much more to sleep.  then it is monday again.”

from a recorded long talk with AO.

the rules of attraction:

1) be confident

2) be fleeting

3) be flattering

attraction is a momentarily thing. attraction is what happens when i call my friends to say “i fell in love” -naiveness is when soon afterwards i make plans for crossing the ocean, be accepted in the most obscure economics department in long-forgetten cities etc, but this is another story.

attraction strucks you in the tube, at a cashier, in a coffee. don t believe in the coup de foudre: there is no such thing around. for attraction you need (a) at least 5 minutes in a restricted space with the other, (b) to be in the mood. attraction may be retroactive: after leaving the elevator, but, he was looking at me, wasn’t he?attraction may be induced: didn’t you see the guy in the elevator? he was so looking at you!

the symptomps of attraction, at least for females, are well known: total lost of the multitasking activity in the brain, compulsive need of making long-terms plans with the unknown other, impressive swings between euphoria and melancholy. the symptomps of attraction for the males, have been studied even more.

degenerations of attraction -stable and close relationships, marriages, sex scandals- characterise the human societies. i wonder how would things look like, if one would be sheer in drawing the distinction between attraction, love, marriages, families.

Cant you hear those cavalry drums
Hijacking your equilibrium
Midnight hags in the mausoleum
Where the pixilated doctors moan
Carnivores in the kowloon night
Breathing freon by the candlelight
Coquettes bitch slap you so polite
Till you thank them
For the tea and sympathy

I want to defy
The logic of all sex laws
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
Ill let you be my chaperone
At the halfway home
Im a full grown man
But Im not afraid to cry
[Beck, Sexx Laws]