men during summertime are a totally different business from men in autumn, winter or spring. a small vademecum follows.
two disclaimers should apply. Gentlemen, don t date a blogger: sooner or later you are going to end up on the web. Ladies, do not trust summer loves- they burn!
1) THE FADER: the Fader looks like a normal guy. he dresses like the average and has decent table manners. capable of making pleasant conversation, usually he has a rather interesting job and owns interesting assets (car, flat, home theather). you may recognize him because he is rather straightforward and passionate in his coutrship. he ll make you feel wonderful in no time. fair enough, because indeed he is on a tight schedule: the Fader literally disappears in the space of 2 weeks. fear of commitment? perveted plan of a dangerous mind? we are not given to know the answer. the only advantage is that he is not likely to drag you to the bedroom (idiot!)- maybe in the bottom of his heart he believes in true love.
How to deal with the Fader: fade yourself first!
2) THE INSECURE: the Insecure, needless to say, does not know what he wants. usually tall and skinny, he has some charme, which mostly consists in not knowing he has some (and partly, in actually not having any). he is usually lead to engage in some sort of remotely sentimental interaction by the female part (ah, the red cross instinct). this interaction would obviously make a 8 year old laughs his ass off, consisting in long walks along the shore, at a security distance of 50-70 cm, or long sessions of phone conversation. for some reasons, females associate these activities with the belief that the other is very sentimental and profound, and that it is just a matter of time before he would discover his true and passionate nature. this situation may result in three outcomes: a) after years, the girl is worne out by the waiting, and switches to pure hate towards the guy, who -metaphysically speaking- dies out of our story. b) the guy discovers his true and passionate nature. but with another woman. c) this situation never ends, without preventing the girl to date other guys.
How to deal with the Insecure: rape him and run!
3) THE FOREIGNER: great classic of the sumertime, the Foreigner is the random variable in this analysis. since usually the communication is very limited and almost totally misinterpreted, what the Foreigner is, is what the girl wants him to be. therefore, a Bastard.
How to deal with the Foreigner: just run!
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