i know that i am in italy and not in sweden when:
it takes 3 seconds and not 3 hours to get an espresso
it takes 3 hours and not 3 seconds to pay a bill
going at the supermarket requires a catwalk outfit
guys on the street x-ray girls and don’t get sued for harassment
if i don’t have change to pay an espresso, i am told i can pay next time
by law, sales start on the 6th, so shopkeepers postdate the receipts
if you enter a shop and say sufficiently laud “abitando qui dietro, posso tornare a casa in 5 minuti” (living nearby, i can get back home in 5) you have a 50% discount on all prices
everyone is Lawyer, Professor, Count or at least Doctor
it’s 5pm and there is light!
you can buy wine, spirits and especially APEROL at the supermarket!
i can rigthfully say i am tall and blonde
there are no kotbullar in any fridge
if you are invited over for dinner you can bet it s never before 8.30 pm
if you are trying to get someone’s attention, you may receive these answers:
“5 minutes” = any amount of time
“un secondo” (one second) = about half an hour/one hour
“un secondino” (a tiny second) = about 10 mins/half an hour
“eccomi/son qui” (here i am) = you are never going to get hold of that person
there are more than 5 varieties of ham
if a guy calls you “bella”, “bellissima”, “stella”, “amore mio”, or any other elaboration on the theme “I’ve never seen a girl like you” , he means “hi”